Purgatory Chad ([info]arioch) wrote,
@ 2010-02-09 04:53:00
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Beat Mass Effect 2, now the real fun gets to start since I get to play through the game again as an idiot. I love games that let you choose what you say/do because after you play it through as a hero the first time, you get to go back and make all the moron choices.

I used to do that all the time with those Choose your own adventure books to. The choices would be like "Should you A: turn right down the road or B: keep walking off the edge of the cliff?"

I would choose B: and then turn to page 123 where it would say "You're dead" and I would laugh.

Good times.


In other news, Nikki and I took our dog to a dog park for the first time ever. I thought he was going to freak out and bark and go ape shit insane but instead (aside from all his nervous drooling) he was a good dog. And thats nice, since just because we don't have any friends out here our dog shouldn't be forced to be friendless.

Do you people realize that if it wasn't for the comments I get on here and email, I wouldn't have any friends? Man that's weird. Thanks internet, you're more important than you know.



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[info]jehzuhbell
2010-02-09 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Leave it to you to make a sad paragraph funny....

Is there just nothing out by where you live, or no place for you to meet people? I'm geographically handicapped so I really don't know "exactly" where you are per say, or more specifically, what is in the immediate surrounding area.

Any plans to work at the border patrol back home some day? Although, I'm sure catching Canadians won't be fun as catching Mexicans. *smiles*

(PS - I have Mexican (second and third) cousins. Be nice to my cousins, Chad!! To complicate matters further, they are only Mexican because they were born in Mexico....the truth is.....they are of Lebanese decent. Lebanese-Mexicans. Who knew? *raises eyebrow*

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[info]arioch
2010-02-09 10:45 pm UTC (link)
We probably could but, I only have two days off a week and during the week, I get to see my girlfriend a total of 0 hours now that she is interning so... the odds of us wasting the time we have together by going out is unlikely.

Additionally, even when we had time its just... I guess at this point it feels like I have already made my friends and don't care about new ones. I just wish there was a way for me to be really rich and have a core group of friends always be around me.

I need to start buying lottery tickets I guess :)

Also, I will try to make sure your cousins don't get pepper sprayed :)

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[info]jehzuhbell
2010-02-10 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I hear what you are saying. You've made the core friends by now, and like most people, would just rather cut out/not deal with the excess.

Also, Jason and I feel the same about quality time together. We get very little, especially with him traveling regularly now.

We've been buying lottery tickets. We only won $150 bucks so far! Will keep you posted. If I win, I should start the "Transport Chad's Good Friends to California Fund", or even better, the "Send Chad (and Nikki) Home Fund".

About my cousins, totally kidding!! The head of the family is a scientist who lives in Mexico City and owns a villa. I don't think he has plans to charge the border anytime soon. *smiles*

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[info]obsolete_model
2010-02-10 10:34 pm UTC (link)
You finished Mass Effect 1 and imported your character and choices, right? I just finished it on insanity. Boy was insanity on Mass Effect 2 brutal compared to the first game. Infiltrator with heavy reave was wonderful though. Grabbed the Anti-Widow from the Collector ship and just sniped the hell out of everything.

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[info]arioch
2010-02-10 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, beat it with my character imported from the first one. Playing insanity now and, man, you don't really see the cover flaws / retarded teammate ai flaws until you play it on insanity.

I also figured out a weird way to glitch any type of cover so that, you are in cover, but like 5 feet away from it. I don't know how this benefits you in any way but, still thought it was neat. If you are going into cover, like right at the split second you would normally start to slide into it, if you hold the right bumper to bring up your magic powers or weapons, it puts you into cover immediately right there.

Weird though because even though you are completely out in the open, people still can't shoot you.

Anyway, insanity is a bitch. Especially since I am not playing it as a soldier so I don't even have my awesome pulse rifle or sniper. All I got is a stupid pistol, and heavy pistol.

My guy is named Douche-Nuts and he looks like one of the Trapper guys from "Cannibal the musical" if you know what that is. Good times.

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[info]obsolete_model
2010-02-10 11:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Sailor!
I make love to women 10 feet tall.
Good lord!
I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.
I can break right through a wall.

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

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[info]arioch
2010-02-13 11:13 am UTC (link)
hahahahahaahahahahaah

No seriously

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Any reply that actually, not just typing it, but really in real life makes me laugh = awesome. And this did. Good job. So funny.

I need to watch that again, because my heart is definitely as full as a baked potato.

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[info]stuff
2010-02-11 03:11 am UTC (link)
the internet thanks you back!

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[info]arioch
2010-02-13 11:13 am UTC (link)
Thank you for being the internets spokesperson. That was very good of you to step forward and assume that role.

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