Purgatory Chad (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} arioch) wrote,@ 2010-01-28 02:13:00 |
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I want a taco
Caught another 5 Mexys tonight, putting my total for the year so far at 16.
Which; is 6 higher than I was at last year at this time. Proof that even the best ninja can become better.
Right now I am all muddy since I had to run through some muddy trails and along the bank of muddy tributaries, and along the beach on the ocean. The fact that I get paid, to basically go be Calvin and Hobbes on a daily basis is still amazing to me. Like seriously, what the fuck?
I wish I would have known about this job when I was a kid because if someone had said to me "WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP! or "ACT YOUR AGE" I;d have been like "Pfffft, whatever square, go push some papers around... I'm gonna go run around and act crazy and jump my car off of ditches and drive through flooded roadways and chase people and play adult hide and go seek and be awesome."
Sadly, I did NOT know about this job back then.
My point being, The Border Patrol is awesome. It fucking sucks a fat cock at first because of all the training, but once you get past all that bullshit that takes about a year... holy crap, talk about a fun work environment.
With that being said, enough about me. Somebody congratulate my girlfriend for completing her classes for Veterinary Assistant. She starts her internship later this week and has all sorts of awards and pins and other shit because she is smart and did super great amazing in her classes.
I am very proud of her and you all should be too. I don't know why you all should but my theory is, I am a really good judge of things to be proud of and am rarely proud of anyone or anything so, that being said, CLAP YOUR COLLECTIVE LIVEJOURNAL HANDS for my wonderful girlfriend.
Good job baby, you did great :) I love you.
Caught another 5 Mexys tonight, putting my total for the year so far at 16.
Which; is 6 higher than I was at last year at this time. Proof that even the best ninja can become better.
Right now I am all muddy since I had to run through some muddy trails and along the bank of muddy tributaries, and along the beach on the ocean. The fact that I get paid, to basically go be Calvin and Hobbes on a daily basis is still amazing to me. Like seriously, what the fuck?
I wish I would have known about this job when I was a kid because if someone had said to me "WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP! or "ACT YOUR AGE" I;d have been like "Pfffft, whatever square, go push some papers around... I'm gonna go run around and act crazy and jump my car off of ditches and drive through flooded roadways and chase people and play adult hide and go seek and be awesome."
Sadly, I did NOT know about this job back then.
My point being, The Border Patrol is awesome. It fucking sucks a fat cock at first because of all the training, but once you get past all that bullshit that takes about a year... holy crap, talk about a fun work environment.
With that being said, enough about me. Somebody congratulate my girlfriend for completing her classes for Veterinary Assistant. She starts her internship later this week and has all sorts of awards and pins and other shit because she is smart and did super great amazing in her classes.
I am very proud of her and you all should be too. I don't know why you all should but my theory is, I am a really good judge of things to be proud of and am rarely proud of anyone or anything so, that being said, CLAP YOUR COLLECTIVE LIVEJOURNAL HANDS for my wonderful girlfriend.
Good job baby, you did great :) I love you.
